Fruit not.

June182013

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

(Source: makemecome, via over-my-dead-blog-you-will)

June142013

vriskies:

yellow-dress:

Imagine the uproar if these kinds of pictures were shown in magazines all the time. But nobody bats a fucking eyelid when we do it to women. Everyone (men (white men)) would be up in arms about ~misandry~ and hypersexualization, but do these dudebro MRAs care that women are subjected to this type of imagery /reversed/ in our own magazines on every second goddamn page? Didn’t think so.

THAT is why these images showing the reversal is important. Dudes will cry “you won’t get people to join your cause if you respond to degradation of your gender by degrading another gender” - no, fuck you. We are sick of the constant hypersexualization, and one photoset relieving us of our plight that makes you uncomfortable is NOTHING compared to what we deal with everyday.

(Source: browngurl, via awabubbles)

11PM

(Source: callmeccrazy, via sexualloki)

6PM

creapy:

tumblrs obsessing over the watermelon video when this one exists

(via over-my-dead-blog-you-will)

6PM

spaustriastuck:

dennys:

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr

(via over-my-dead-blog-you-will)

6PM

(Source: shinga-tumblr, via would-you-care-for-some-teaaa)

6PM

anactualwizard:

zedasaysdudealot:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

temporaltechnologist:

mormonfries:

awesomephilia:

This kid at my school makes chain mail, wears it and refuses to take it off when asked by teachers (via)

not only is that awesome as hell

but I think I might have literally just had a mini sexual identity crisis because this is pretty much the nerdiest thing I can think of and he still makes it look really attractive somehow

wait shit how old is he

never mind

excuse you that is clearly scale mail

which btw is a lot harder to make than chain mail

oh my God, I think I would marry this fellow.

Teach me your WAYS

(via over-my-dead-blog-you-will)

3PM

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

(via sexualloki)

3PM

favoritesticle:

that’ll teach him

(via sexualloki)

3PM

growinglebump:

OH MY GOD THERES A GIF SET

(via sexualloki)

3PM

(Source: totally-sonic, via sexualloki)

3PM

justwaitingforafairytale:

charming-but-insane:

maradreamsofdisney:

batman-in-pigfarts:

I may have just died of laughing too much

this is literally how I sing Disney songs sometimes hahaha

…how do you watch a Disney movie without doing this?

This is seriously how Rachel and I look when we really get into our Disney!

(Source: deshi-basarabasara, via over-my-dead-blog-you-will)

3PM

alys-of-the-palace:

allaboardthepartyelk:

lumos5000:

bowtiesarecool4:

hogwartskidsproblems:

voldemort-x:

deduction-to-seduction:

isabella-jameston:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

nosheetjohnlock:

i love how this went full circle

I’m a little disappointed that no one added a gif of Dany saying “I AM A KHALEESI”